Chapter 16: 5 Women I'd Leave my Man for.... #allhomo

Welcome back to the regular programming, also known as my craziness!

As the cold wet weather continues in Gauteng, I have compiled yet another list of hotties to keep us warm. Yes, us, see how much I love my community?! This list consists of hot, sexy, seductive ladies that I would let have me as they wished. Seriously. No, really, they don’t even have to mack- they can just look my way and, it, is, on!

Sit back (or lean forward) loosen up & enjoy the show…

#5 Angelina Jolie

For theeeeeee longest time this vixen was at the top of my list, until she got rake skinny and lost her shapely size 34C Tomb Raider breasts *reminisces on the good old days*. In Wanted she sorta still had it goingz on- but ever since she became a mom of six, her sex appeal has taken a dip.

#4 Eve

This rapstress turned actress turned fashion mogul. Is tjeeeeeeeeerr! Eve is so fine! & I love her Philly accent and how she carries herself. She’s a former stripper and she’s not ashamed to admit that, she was the First lady of Ruff Riders and made a name for herslf in the hip hop industry. Her signature blonde hair & dog paw tatts on her titties make her a hot mamah!

#3 Sofia Vergara

Columbian born. Long black locks. Hips that make the world map look so inferior. And that accent! Those eyes… & smile! She is just so hott!!! Like really, yeah she’s an OK actress, but have u seen hoe hot she is?!?!?!?! Yhey! What I love most about her is her womanly shape- that hourglass/coke bottle thang she gots goingz on!

#2 Eva Mendes

This hot Cuban cigar almost became a nun. A Nun? Yes a nun?!?! What a loss that wuda been for our eyes! Eva is now a leading lady in Hollywood, a Revlon spokesperson alongside Halle. She posed nude for PETA and allegedly had a sex tape out… (compu geeks plz find it-thnx!) But she took my breathe away when she masturbated on screen in We Own the Night in lyk the 1^st 5mins of film… yhoh thiza!

#1 Gabrielle Union

& all the black men said “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn”!

This sexy, hot, talented, versatile actress is amazing! Her roles range from drama, action and romance. She’s been in music videos too! I cud go on about wat an awsum actress she is- but no1 wants to hear that… So…. Feast Your Eyes!