So, I get macked on by ppl who have ABSOLUUTELY NO CHANCE with me. And I’ve decided that instead of being a total bitch to those who dnt know, ima let u know! Coming up next is a list of characteristics/traits/ just who you are’s of what counts you out on the race to get in my pants.
Listen, I know its its not fair, some of you may call it discrimination but I call it preference. & I would prefer it if u stayed the eff away frm me. Capish (pronounced ka-peesh)? So if u have or are 3 of the following plz leave me alone.
1. Have kid(s)
2. Been married
3. Are 6 yrs or more older than me
4. Know my mother
5. Are a cigarette smoker (cigars & weed r cool)
6. Never been outside the province you live in
7. Don’t know the countries that comprise of the SADC region
8. Never voted
9. Do not have a Matric
10. Never enrolled in sum type of tertiary education
11. Own a Spitz account
12. Do not know what birth control is
13. Believe that owning cars is a sign of wealth or power
14. If u just asked WTF is wealth?
15. The only books you have read are the Bible & whatever you were told to read in school
16. The only sport worth watching is Soccer
17. As a devout Kaizer Chiefs supporter, I will give Pirates supporters a chance just to rub it in your face how much ur team sux!
18. The only positions you know are the missionary & doggy-style
19. An a homophobe/racist/male chauvinist
20. Believe that travelling is only for the rich
21. Do not know Patrice Motsepe
22. Do not vote for the ANC
23. You think Jimmy Choo is a martial arts dude lyk Jackie Chan or Van Damme
24. Have never and wil never go down on a woman
25. Have never and wil never eat seafood
26. Are a DJ/Soccer Player
27. Are mildly in the closet
28. Greet me by saying “I love you” or “hello sweddy” or “hey, woza la”
29. Believe that Rihanna, Ciara, Cassie can sing
30. Do not appreciate the genius that comes from Kanye & Lil Wayne.
31. How cud I forget… HAVE A GOLD OR SILVER TOOTH!!!!
Now that I have basically told 98% of the population to buzz off I hope that sends a clear bright message to all that I do not like being approached by anyone. Ndi grand in the males department. Grand.
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