To all my white friends, I myt even be kicked out the Bantu community for sharing some of these facts with you. But because I am a person of the people, I am willing to risk getting my Black Wings clipped, for you!
So you myt not get sum of them, but trust, after this expose you will surely have a chuckle when you see it happen!
#3: Exactly why did Beyonce marry Jay Z?
It aint for his money- she got her own! Even Forbes said she made more than him in the past year. It aint his looks- (see image below). Maybe he’s a nice person hey. Or he man handles her in the sack… or maybe he challenges her intellectually- does she even hav a GED(Matric)?
Our thinking has become so corrupt that we cannot imagine people being together out of love, there always has to be an ulterior motive! My girl Lama INSISTS that J&B are a financial agreement, merely together because the power of their joint brand will make them more rich! Girls have done worser things… (CC Khanyi re Theunis).
Jay bought B an island for her bday and she got him a Bugatti. This is 7 yrs into their relationship- wtf r they gonna get each ada for their 50yr wedding Anniversary? Venus & Mars?!
#2: Why do we do that thing when we come out the pool?
Don’t act like you don’t know! We all do it!!! The moment we come out the pool we wipe, no wipe is not the word. We… do wat those roller thingies do at the car wash to our face the second we come out the pool! Yes, We, Do!
No matter how hard we try to come off sexy lyk white boys & girls manage to- we just CANNOT! And the funny thing is- it is subconscious until the moment we think-mid-action “ah shit, I just did that Bantu pool thing…” that’s when we proceed to try look sexy. And subsequently hopelessly fail! *SMDH*
I wonder how many takes they did to get this shot PUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRFEEEEEECT!
#1: Mara Michael Jackson, u’wetsang aka WTF were u thinking?
Words fail me.
I shall use pictures!!!
Next countdown… 5 Men I’d leave my man for.
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