Yhoh! Yhoh! Yhoh! Wat a nyt! Ya neh!
So I partied with wyt folk last nyt… baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea! I woke up still drunk! Enough about that, lets get to the juicy bits!
Let me set the scene: I was the only blk girl besides the help. Place was swarming with people born post 1989 (I didn’t even know those existed). The children of the female kind were dressed in heels that make Beyonce look lyk she wears flats. & their dresses looked more lyk tablecloths- as sum1 put it “I can see fanny”!
So the 1st 15 minutes were awesome! Cos uyazi mos I cudnt wait 2 whip out my Bantu dance moves… I felt lyk Ciara up in there! Then, I succumbed to my environment *smh* I started dancing lyk them, bopping my head, moving my body al willy nilly. It was a sad sad sight. So I did wat any1 else wud do- I drank!
The 1st scene I see when I walk in, is this child on the floor, crying, and her friends are also on the floor consoling her *confused look* (never see that in a black club). Then within like 5 seconds sum fool fell KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! That happened like 7 times tho.
So the music was on pizoint tho, esp since they played Trey! There was a moment when DJ played Bieber…. U shuda seen the wyt boys leave the dance floor! Hahahahaha! But shame hey, some ppl were just not gifted with rhythm wayitsi…. Yhuu I just cudnt stand by and idly watch anymore. So, I took it upon myself 2 teach the crew I was with some of “our” moves, & I can say proudly that there are three wyt ppl out there who now know how 2 do ‘iscooter’ & ‘cutting the cake’. *round of applause*
But props must be given tho 2 da DJ(s), I remember everyone “dancing” to Malaika-Destiny, Cndo-Amaretto & Waka Waka. So to anyone who says RSA is segregated must just calm down, we come to play when it suits us, and when we do, we play pretty well.
& then on the way to the bathroom I saw an open condom wrapper on the floor *jaw drops to the floor*. I lieth not!
Upon looking at last nyts pix this morning, I can safely say that I love wyt ppl! They make us blks seem somewhat normal. I thought dancehall dancefloors were brothellie- but yhuu shame, Ftv Village Walk Dance floor last nyt was the set of a porno! & I was pretty well behaved. (believe it or not) I only got out of control @ McDs when buying hangover food =) I kinda sent a wyt guy to go steal me a Sunflower, I figured I’d o to jail if I did it… since wyt ppl do that vandally ish al da tym (& get away with it)!
But no hey… wyt ppl shud cum with a warning label: PARTY WITH US AT UR OWN RISK!
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