Thursday, November 11, 2010

Chapter 4: Nikki & Lil Kim "beef"

DISCLAIMER: the next piece MAY have some un "lady-like" language- quite fitting when you consider the people its about.






So… this Lil Kim vs Nikki Minaj “beef” has me rather annoyed. Im here to put an end to it, right now!

Nikki is NOT beefing wit Kim, for that to happen Kim would have to be considered an important part of the current music scene- which she isn’t. She’s a wash out who is tryna get her name back in the press- magogo go retire or something *does talk to the hand motion*.

But Kim might be beefing with Nikki and its understandable why, cause Kim is a loser. Here are reasons why Kim is jealous of Nikki.

  1. Nikki, unlike Kim seems to be respected by most of her peers in the music industry. On the recent Collab with Eminem he reffered to her as ‘NIKKI SMALLS’ kinda like comparing her to the great BIGGY SMALLS, who also happens to be the man that never really wanted Kim but used her cos she was easy and nagging and available.


  1. Unlike Kim, Nikki’s plastic surgeon has done some AMAZING, FLAWLESS work. Plastic surgeon u ask? Yes. Nikki’s ass, titties and face have all been plasticized. But obviously Nikki wont tell *rolls eyes*. But ke Lil Kim always wanted us to know when she’d been under the knife, coming out looking like Babe: The Sheep Pig. *shake my damn head*, tryna compete with Michael Jackson for the "porkface award"! Get the fuck Outta Here!


  1. Whilst Kim was busy chasing around after a married obese man who didn’t want her ass, Nikki is being chased by men & women who wanna tap that. Heck, I’d even tap that! Drake has mentioned many a time he wants to marry her. But Kim was just that girl being puffed and passed around like a cheap joint (best believe Diddy tapped that).


  1. Lastly, lets be serious now. Does anyone really care if Kim is even still alive? This two-bit-loser-of-a-tramp BEEN beefing with everybody. From Biggies wife and his mamma! (come now, we never beef with ‘boos” mamma) Biggies Mom has been quoted as saying (re the Biggie movie) “She felt the character we chose for her was too dark. Do you know why the character was too dark for her? Because she's a white woman trapped in a black woman's body, and you can tell the world I said it, because those are Lil Kim's words”. Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh no she didn’t! Oh yes, she did!

Its clear to see that Kim is just tryna grab on to her last 15 seconds of fame. Kim, dear, as V-Mash form the legendary Jam Alley would say “4, 3, 2, 1 your time is up… SORRIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE chim’iban” Lights out ousie- your time has come and GONE….

I really hope Nikki puts Kim where she belongs, at the bottom of a medical waste bin cause really thats all Kim is. 

PS- Incase u didn’t notice, I rep #TeamNikkiMinaj

Its Barbie bitch!

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