Sunday, February 27, 2011

Chapter 18: The Derby

yes, yes, its been a while!

but i only ever want to share meaningful experiences.

this weekend, my girls and i went to Soweto for the Infamous clash of the titans: Kaizer Chiefs and those other guys. it was such an experience- i actually do not know where to begin!

im actually disappointed that it took us such a short time for the people of South Africa/SAFA/ whoeva the fuck is in charge or control of the logistics of Soccer City to get back to a tym before Phillip was here.

1) the traffic was a bonafide nytmare! like- never in my life had i seen or been part of such! if it wasnt for that random Pirates supporter broad who rode on the bonnet of the car- i actually dnt kno how i wuda survived!!! ROFL

2) when we EVENTUALLY got inside- we were shocked to see that there were no seats available- ppl were proper sitting on the steps! or standing! im not sure if this is Computickets fault- or them mofos selling tickets outside! either way- its 2011 we shudnt be dealing with such!

3) where the fuck is security when sum smelly fool is fallin ova & on top of me? but wow hey, i thought i had seen drunk people in my life before- clearly i was fooled! this guy was pap or poep drunk! like il be surprised if he duznt hav sum brain defect after that day.

4) the ultimate highlight.... Orlando Pirates supporters ACTUALLY, REALLY, PROPER thinking that they won the game! o_O today is Monday & THEY STILL on that tip! kwaaaaheeeheeeeewhoooooo! *let us pray*. lyk really- it took u guys ova an hour to rise to the occassion and score.... bunch of limp dicks!



im used to living in a world where things go according to plan. and whenever i go to the townships i think the universe conspires & fucks shit up 4 me on purpose! strue! we were driving down some road with four lanes- 2 lanes going 1 way- the other two going the way. folks decided that road rules just werent worth following anymore- the folks going towards the stadium proper made the 4 lanes a one way! you can imagine how peeved off the guys who were meant to use those lanes were!!!!

i hate how people have chosen to sacrifise common decency & Ubuntu for their own selfish aims! & how on earth can we eva progress as a nation if we neva learn from our experiences?!?!?! as far as im concerned that seat drama was unnecessary! esp after hosting the World cup! do we need a fucking babysitter 2 make things happen?

besides the drama- i had a good tym- cos i do have the awsumest homies in the world!
PS- wishing Lama & Patience happy happy Bday 4 dis week =)


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